• 1丑陋片尾曲(🗣)
• 2你(nǐ )曾经(jīng )看到过的毁三观的画(🌵)面是什么
• 3你曾经做过最羞耻(🦔)的(🤥)事(shì )情是什么
• 4你听过或看(🐤)过(👥)哪(🕰)些(xiē )变(⏫)(biàn )态(💆)故事(🛩)

1丑(📣)陋片(🏓)(piàn )尾曲

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲(qǔ )创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人

所属专辑(🕺)HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌(🎢)词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾(céng )经(🙏)看到(dào )过的毁三(🏷)(sān )观的画面是什么

3你曾经做过最羞(🖨)耻的事情是什么

4你(🎍)听过或看过哪些变态(tài )故事

几大(dà )桌子(✡)(zǐ )的宾(bīn )客正吃几顿(dùn )的(de )兴奋突(💱)(tū )然之间靠院墙的(de )几桌(🎌)客人一(🔍)阵大乱

大家闷(🥂)哼看过来原来是是(🏜)院墙隔壁(bì )有一些(xiē )邪秽的东西不(bú )时飞过来

酒(jiǔ )菜不能不能(✔)再吃一些(🤹)宾客的(😏)衣服也沾了脏很多(duō )人都气的怒骂

做为主(㊗)人的(🏜)二舅也(🍇)就肯定不(🐍)能不闻不(bú )问

他跟宾客们道了几(jǐ )句(💲)歉就拿(🥉)梯子爬到院墙和(🦈)邻居对(duì )骂(😭)

王桂英我XXXXX你(nǐ(🕧) )平时跟我瞎折腾我也就(➗)忍了今天你去见这样多人(rén )跟我较劲我(❓)非(🏦)撕烂你的嘴(zuǐ )巴不可二(è(👕)r )舅站在梯(tī )子(zǐ )气极败(🆒)坏的骂道

吴明(🎪)宏你有胆子就(🍋)再(zài )试试你一(yī )天不把(👺)事情(qíng )能解(👲)决(🕚)好(😧)老娘(🕵)就一(💼)天不放你(nǐ )对(duì )面传他们(men )来了一个妇女(nǚ )的骂声(🌧)

二舅家(🧘)农村的房子(zǐ(🕝) )是挨得很近隔壁建的

以前房子一(🥅)样(yàng )高下雨天各家屋上的(🔆)雨水向着瓦片淌入各家院(🚅)里

可二舅拆了旧房起新房新(🔡)(xīn )房比隔壁的房子高了半米角上的雨水(🌦)就(⬛)往(wǎng )隔壁屋(💙)顶上流(liú )肯定也就进(👇)了(le )他家的院子

不过这也(😐)并(👉)(bìng )非有(🆕)什(🖋)么(✋)大事

流到院子里院子(💦)里的确(què(🏸) )就有排(pái )水(🔜)沟能有什么(🔱)东西影响呢(🥡)

不过王(🌥)桂英不这样想

原(🧗)来大家大都庄稼人靠天收成经济条(♑)件不多邻(😳)里关系也美(🏿)满(🎤)和谐

可(🏗)二(🤔)舅这几年地里活不忙就去城里打零工挣的钱盖(🛵)了这几(🍭)间新(xīn )瓦房

些农(🥫)村人就有这个(gè )红(hóng )眼(yǎ(😴)n )病(🎓)见(🔝)岂能别人比自己过的好尤(🖌)其是以(yǐ )前都觉得(⏲)(dé )不如你自(🚖)己的

王桂英就一直看不起二舅

王(🐡)桂(⌚)英的男人叫(jiào )陈(🖨)四虎(🏑)(hǔ(👤) )

名字里面(🎟)只不过有个虎字但是是只病猫(🛫)(māo )

陈四虎老实的三(🏘)棍子打不出个屁(pì )来

他(🌌)怕(pà(🍒) )事平时家里的(de )事全是王桂英撑(chēng )腰

今(jī(🎓)n )天二舅摆上(🈂)梁酒王(🤤)桂英不知好歹找(💘)碴陈(👩)四(🤵)虎就躲在屋(😔)里不(bú )出(chū )头(🌽)

陈四虎你出不出来管一管你如(rú )果这(🔲)样再(😃)不论别(bié )怪(guài )我一点也不(🕚)客(🏟)(kè )气了(🤗)王桂英骂的真的很(hěn )难听手中还不时的铲着鸡粪(⛰)猪(zhū )粪往院子(🐒)这边甩二(🎾)舅(🍳)实在是忍无可忍的道

爹你(😰)跟(🚉)他啰唆什么呢东(dōng )西(🍑)啊(ā )大表(📗)哥的确对二舅实在是太温和的处(🐡)理不(🌾)满

大表哥拿板凳攀过了院墙(qiáng )可(kě )以打开了(🐗)隔(gé )壁的大门

早守在门口(kǒu )的二表哥带着兴奋几个堂兄弟(dì )一(yī )拥而上(🎀)夺过(guò )王(🚙)桂(guì(💛) )英手(😴)中的铁锹出来是一顿打

幸(xì(⏲)ng )好(hǎo )村里几(jǐ )个(📼)干(gàn )部也几人就把(⬜)众(🍟)人给(⌛)抽开了

王桂英说要(yào )可以(🐉)报警(📍)村(🚁)(cūn )书记许红星嘲弄道王桂英你有脸打110人家(jiā )摆酒(jiǔ )席你泼(⚡)屎(shǐ )打了你又是活该(gāi )倒霉你今天(🐓)要(🧗)不向(🦏)吴老二道歉(qià(🦔)n )吧看我咋收拾好你

王(✒)(wáng )桂(🧝)英哪里肯去(🐆)道歉

她见所有人(rén )都奚(xī )落她的不是顿时就气的(🏘)要撞墙自戕(👚)

更何况几人(🏡)的(🍍)人(rén )多把她给拉(lā )住了

这时候场面僵在原(yuán )地了(🎥)几(jǐ )方面(🈚)都下不来台(😍)

更何况陈四虎从房里(😣)走了出来(🥎)他(tā )向二舅道了歉还向许书(shū )记只要管(guǎn )好(🐄)老婆自(🕎)愿来(🌮)陪偿二(èr )舅三百(🌏)(bǎ(💀)i )块钱(qián )王桂英(👙)也被懦弱的陈四虎气的一时间回了娘家事情才算告了一段落

事情下来了一年多(🤺)我又回来了一(🔍)次(🈂)二舅家吃饭不这回是白事

王桂英那(🍔)次受了气虽说(🏇)对(duì )二舅一(📕)家耿(🚣)耿于怀但(💑)更气陈四虎(♐)的太窝囊

她天(tiān )天上(🔻)更加(🐔)变本加厉的数落陈(🍂)四虎的懦弱无能(🤢)终于成(🌆)功把陈四虎给烧穿(chuān )了(le )

那天二舅还(hái )在城里(🌩)去(🚥)打(dǎ(🍜) )工(gō(🚿)ng )二(🤩)舅妈(mā )一个人在菜地干(🍱)活(🍄)的人(🎸)

陈(🎊)(chén )四虎那(🌆)着砍(⚪)草的镰刀来(lái )到菜地(😋)把二舅妈(mā )砍翻在地

镰刀再锋利但远远超出长度也(yě )没办法一下把(🥚)人脑袋砍下来

陈四虎面驳(🕒)周边惊慌(🔋)的村(cū(⛪)n )民的面一镰刀一镰刀(🤱)的(😫)(de )砍下(xià )了二舅妈的(🔐)脑袋

接(jiē )着(👛)提着血淋淋的的脑袋回到家里扔(📿)到了王桂英面前

你看一下我倒底有没窝囊废(📩)有胆量的村民伏(fú )在门(📖)缝上见到(😫)他这(🐌)样的(💵)话问王桂英(🚥)

王桂英(yīng )被吓的魂不(bú )附(🌌)体号(hào )陶痛哭(kū )

陈四虎得(dé(🎞) )意地的(🐒)压了(le )一桶水(📱)洗干净的(💇)手脚正坐在堂(🤡)屋看(🍛)电视节(🕙)目(mù )

很快地J察(😫)就(jiù(🧠) )进(jìn )了村立即逮(🌰)捕了陈四虎

法医(yī )仵作(zuò(🎥) )验尸(shī )让(💆)亲戚邻里自己(🐼)去看

大夏天(⚾)放(🧘)了一两(🦖)天的人头恶臭(⛱)很难闻看(😉)完(💑)的(🐋)人(⚡)都吐了

吃东(dōng )西的那天王桂英是没(🥚)有再(🔏)找你麻烦

她(🏼)家的门上(💙)落了锁没人明(🏨)白了她去哪了